If you haven't done so already, today's the you're supposed to top up
your RSP contribution as much as you can. Hurry hard!!
- - -
So much for Sunday golf. Tiger lost to Tim Clark yesterday in the second
round of the World Match Play event in Arizona. Oh well. We have a
practice anyway.
- - -
Apologies for the late posting today. I was with Pad at high school
tryouts at 6:20a and I never really got my bearings back after that.
Nothing terribly interesting happened to me in the last day or so anyway
(not that it ever does.)
- - -
The Leafs. Geez. What's up with those guys? They win their third
straight game -- third straight win in a shootout,too. Third straight
over a team from New York. Third straight giant step away from a decent
draft pick.
Arrgghh.
On the plus side, what a night to remember for rookie Tim Stapleton, who
scored the shootout winner in his first NHL game.
The next time you're squeezing the Charmin, you might want to consider
this story, the gist of which is two fold -- first, North Americans
are obsessed with having really soft toilet paper, and, second, making
really soft toilet paper requires pulp from new trees -- in other words,
no recycled tissue for your bum.
Which, when you consider all the tree hugging considerations we have in
front of us, is worth thinking about.
In the meantime, let's bring down that old-growth BC forest so we can
enjoy soft quilted comfort on our bottoms!
- - -
On another more serious issue, in the wake of a recent skiing fatality,
the premier of Ontario is asking parents to make sure their kids wear
helmets on the slopes. But he doesn't seem ready to make it law, as it
is with bicycle helmets.
House league peewee white playoffs start tomorrow. Are we excited?
Are we excited? Are we excited???
Yes. I think we are. Either that or too much coffee.
Pad and the minor midget AA Rangers open the Tri County semi finals
tomorrow night at home against Ancaster, the only league team they
didn't beat this year. Hmmmmm. Go Rangers.
Both guys practice tonight.
Until then, I'm watching the temperature plummet -- it was 10 degrees
this morning when I took Pad to high school hockey. It's -1 now.
Bundle up, folks. It's going to be cold.
Feb 26, 2009
My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
When you see him comin', better cut out on the
double
(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)
MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK (Robert Feldman /
Gerald Goldstein / Richard Gottehrer)
No, it wasn't that 60's girly group The Angels singing their hit
yesterday, it was PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem, skipping down a
desert fairway and gleefully clicking his heels together because indeed,
his boyfriend is back.
Tiger Woods, the one-man, walkin', talkin' Nike-spitting golf stimulus
package returned to competitive golf yesterday and much to the relief of
Finchem, sponsors, network executives and anyone else who cashes a
cheque related to golf, he was kickin' ass and taking names.
Tiger Woods, as I said recently, makes it safe to turn on the TV again
on Sunday afternoon. Time will tell whether he's going to be as good
over the next decade as he was over the last. He has the pleasant
distractions of marriage and fatherhood vying for his time. He has more
money than almost any athlete on Earth. He has a gimpy left leg.
But he also has a quality that transcends mere athletics. He is driven
to compete and succeed. Winning the US Open with a ruptured ACL and
fractured leg was a good demonstration of the gap between him and the
rest of the planet.
I have a friend who has covered several Olympic Games and she has a
theory that the greatest Olympic champions are actually aliens from
another world. Their physiques, their athleticism, their focus, their
drive, their raw ability is so far beyond normal it is other worldly.
If she's right, whatever ship those people came her on, Tiger was with
them.
Jon Stewart is like my smarter, younger, better-looking, Jewish-American
brother. His humour is so close to mine I can practically finish his
sentences sometimes.
This week he had some great fun at the expense of Canada, mocking us for
being Obama's first choice for an international visit. He was brilliant,
comparing a presidential visit to Canada to a pre-season exhibition
game, because if he screwed up here, no one would notice or care.
The Leafs won again last night and it's turning into a bit of a problem.
They are going to miss the playoffs, that is certain.
But while the head office folk are very good at counting money and
shaking nickels out of boys' and girls' pockets for over-priced Leaf
junk, they are less adept at the math required to get a good draft pick.
They need to start losing, and they need to start now. Tonight. In Long
Island to yes, the worst team in hockey.
As the submariner captain yelled in Run Silent Run Deep: Dive!
Dive! Dive!
Read more about the Leafs beating the Rangers again,
here.
- - -
Speaking of the Rangers, there was a fair amount of head scratching
around the NHL this week when New York fired their head coach, Tom
Renney. In short, folks are wondering what Glen Sather has done lately
(as in, over the last nine years in Manhattan) to hold onto his job.
A performance review is not pretty. Maybe Sather is like that goalie guy
in the casino ad on TV who skates out on the ice after being named the
game's first star and horseshoes start falling out of his butt.
Read an assessment of Sather's New York performance
here.
- - -
Last week, the newspapers were filled with the horrible story of a
200-pound chimp in Stamford, CT., that was kept as a pet for years
before it snapped one day and mauled a friend of its owner.
The New York Times has a feature today on people who keep primates as
pets. And they don't even skate. What's the point?
I left my Blackberry in the car this morning. So I'm feeling a little
naked and under-informed today.
Be patient.
Feb 25, 2009
I suppose the point can be made that it wasn't really a fair fight.
Ticketmaster has turtled completely to the will of the state of New
Jersey following native son Bruce Springsteen's complaint that the
company was guilty of gouging customers with unethical retailing
practices in selling The Boss's concert tickets.
As the New York Times said, that's why they call him The Boss. (It's
not actually. They call him The Boss because back in the days when his
band still played in bars, he was the one who handed out the dough to
the band members. But, I get the Times' point.)
Ticketmaster, I'm sure, hopes this is the end of this sordid little tale
of how they jackhammer at the wallets of people to enrich themselves.
I'm guessing it's just the beginning of many fights.
Two suits in Ontario will continue to press forward, with all the
attendant good publicity the walking-dead at Ticketmaster so richly
deserve. You can read about that
here.
Plus, some of their executives had to appear on Capitol Hill in
Washington on Tuesday to, as Desi Arnaz might have said, do some 'splainin'.
You can read about that
here.
And if you want to read an editorial on The Boss vs. Ticketmaster, click
here.
- - -
Which brings me to the Toronto Maple Leafs, the foundation of the NHL's
Eastern Conference. I refer to them this way because they now cruise
toward a 4th straight season of missing the playoffs, and basements are
part of the foundation of any structure, and the Leafs are a core
element of the NHL basement.
So anyway, Canada is hurting and southern Ontario is hurting as much or
more than most parts of Canada. The country's manufacturing heartland is
in shambles. The auto industry is on the verge of collapse. We're all
beside ourselves about the Raptors. Unemployment is rising. People are
worried and scared.
Except the people at Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment, who will be
raising prices for Leaf tickets 3.5 per cent -- about twice the rate of
inflation -- next year. Not that it matters much to ordinary folk. If we
want to see an NHL game we drive to Buffalo. You can't get Leaf tickets
unless you are or are on good terms with corporate seat holders. And
even if you can get them, taking a family of four to a Leaf game costs
the best part of a mortgage payment for most people.
And for that money you get to watch a very bad hockey team run by guys
literally being paid millions of dollars to put a terrible product on
the ice, soak the public for as much money as they can, and then laugh
all the way to the bank.
The sooner we get a 2nd NHL franchise in southern Ontario, the better.
Toronto and Ontario are spending a ton of money to try and win the 2015
Pan Am Games.
Is it just me, or does this feel a lot like trying to get (another) AHL
franchise for Toronto? The Pan Am games, to me, feel like a target for
Halifax and Winnipeg and Edmonton.
After two failed Olympic bids, it just feels like officials in Toronto
want to win something. Anything.
I hear the 2020 World Firefighter Games are up for grabs, too.
One of our kids, in elementary school at the time, came home one day. We
asked how his day way. He said it was fine until he had QDF -- which
stands for Quality Daily Fitness, which we used to call "gym" but I'm
fairly confident a roomful of education bureaucrats likely spent a month
of weekends at a Muskoka resort deciding it needed to be called QDF
because "gym" may be too confusing, embarrassing or non-activity
inclusive enough for anyone actually named Jim.
Anyway.
The kid's complaint was that QDF consisted of yoga.
I kid you not. And not only that, yoga was pretty much the only activity
that they did. Ever.
I pretty much snapped (And yes, I know it doesn't take much to make that
happen. Ask Ticketmaster, or the Leafs.)
I have no complaint with yoga. But if you're a 10 or 11 year old boy
aching to get out of your desk and just MOVE, well, yoga ain't gonna get
the job done. And it also doesn't bring a lot to the table for most 11
year olds, who are already so flexible that they can put their hands
behind their backs and still tie their shoes while still playing with
the XBox.
I complained, I got a polite phone call, and was basically told I was a
moron (not for the first time, nor the last.)
But I was put in mind of that episode when reading a piece in the New
York Times this week on why physical activity is just as important
to kids and the learning process as the three Rs.
And this weekend, me and the boys are heading to Lululemon to try on
tight stretchy pants and funky coloured tops and we're going to carry
little bottles of water around the aisles of Whole Foods and complain
about hockey coaches.
And we're going to look fabulous and flexible while doing it!
- - -
Leafs play the Rangers again tonight. Chris has a band concert so I'll
miss the opening faceoff. Otherwise, I'll be home browsing yoga outfits
and cutting letters of the alphabet out of newspaper headlines to
assemble an old-school piece of hate mail to Ticketmaster.
I think I need a hobby.
Feb 24, 2009
One of the great things about minor midget rep hockey is that the early
morning practice is now a part of the players' heritage. The 15 and
16-year-olds are not terribly effective at 6a or 7a (or 8a, 9a,
10a or pretty much any hour that includes the suffix a.m.) The weekday
practices at 6a were particularly heinous, although preferred in my
twisted world to a 6p, 7p or 8p Saturday night practice.
So with that in mind, you will imagine my joy to be sending my greetings
from the Blue rink at Glen Abbey Rec Centre, at 6:30a.
High school hockey tryouts started this morning for the Abbey Park
school junior team (Grades 9 and 10.)
My understanding is that the ritual of 15 and 16-year-old players
walking into walls, and each other, is being played out in rinks all
over Oakville this week.
And next.
And the next.
Yah!
- - -
The Leafs are proving adept at one thing this season, even if they can't
win many hockey games.
And that is, getting coaches on other teams fired. Ranger coach Tom
Renney became the second Eastern conference coach to get fired after a
loss to the Leafs that followed a long period of under performing on the
ice.
After the Leafs beat the Rangers 3-2 on Sunday night, the proverbial
camel's back snapped and Tom has the rest of the season to contemplate
his stamp collection and polish his Mark Messier Commemorative Statutes.
I don't like to see anyone lose a job but I guess if it's a guy making
about $1 million a year who is still going to get paid to not coach for
a while, I can learn to cope.
And the silver lining in all this is that the Rangers have hired John
Tortorella to replace Renney, so we won't have to listen to him
pontificate on TSN anymore.
Read more about the changes in Ranger-land
here and
here.
- - -
There was a terrific story in the Saturday Globe and Mail that was about
the Bathurst High School basketball team winning the New Brunswick
championship. This is the school that lost seven players and their
coach's wife a year ago in a horrific crash on a snowy highway,
painfully close to the end of their journey.
At face value it is a story about a basketball team winning a
championship.
But it is much, much more than that.
It is a story, perhaps without equal in recent Canadian history, of
redemption, and healing and the power of sports to bring a community
together.
Just to even think about what happened in that gym at the University of
New Brunswick last week is enough to give one goose flesh. I wish I
could have been there.
We're not exactly what you would call high-flying investors. We save for
retirement. We save for the boys' educations. We save for vacations and
rainy days. We have some bank stock and energy stock and mutual funds .
. . and we have a lot less of it than we had a few months ago, and every
day it seems to get smaller.
The only reason I point this out is because I know a lot of people
(everyone) is in some version of the same boat. And -- here's my point
-- we would have been all better off spending our money over the last
decade on big screen TVs, April Wine greatest hits collections, painter
pants and trips to Aruba.
And that's because the stock market is now lower than it's been in a
decade.
For the ordinary Joe, the last 10 years -- the years the deep-voiced guy
in the bank commercials told you were key to a comfortable retirement --
have been wiped out. The Dow is actually at a 12-year low.
With this in mind, I've told the boys they can't start university until
they are 28. My retirement has been delayed until 2075.
But with all that heart-warming stuff front and centre, rest assured I
can find the guy who says it's going to get worse. A lot worse. As in,
armed insurrections and stuff worse.
Suddenly my frosty spot in Glen Abbey doesn't seem so bad.
Given that a weekend Hornets' tournament consumed most of the ice in
town on the weekend, Chris didn't have to do his regular timekeeping
chores on Sunday, which means I wasn't watching novice house league
action on Sunday, which means I didn't have the usual weekend
opportunity to pull myself up on a soap box here.
I'm sure they missed be in the bar at Joshua Creek ordering my large
Diet Pepsi from my perch by the window.
I'll be back Sunday.
- - -
Having said that, if Chris had been supposed to time keep, he'd have
missed it anyway because his game was switched to Sunday because of the
same tournament. And the Gators skated to yet another tie, this one a
1-1 draw with the Hound Dogs, in the final weekend of the regular
season. The result was moot to the Gators -- our fate was decided by
earlier games. We were too far back to have a chance of finishing first,
but far enough ahead that 2nd place was assured. So, we finish 2nd,
which is a pretty good result.
Of course, the playoffs coming means it's a whole new season.
One other note from the game -- we had a minor peewee red goalie subbing
for our injured regular. Dave was not only terrific in goal, I have
rarely come a across a more mature, friendly, polite kid. He was
amazing, introducing himself, shaking hands. Very impressive.
- - -
A weekend highlight occurred Saturday morning at Chris's peewee white
practice. My wonky knee is more wonky than normal right now so I wasn't
on the ice. I was chatting with a group of parents when one said,
"someone's doing push ups."
We all looked over where a coach was talking to the boys, all of them
but one on one knee. I was unable to see who it was. Eventually, we
could tell. It was Chris.
The "give-me-10" routine is a time-honoured disciplinary measure on the
ice. I was a little surprised -- but only a little -- that Chris was the
target.
Afterwards, I asked him what happened.
Apparently in illustrating a teaching point, the coach asked the boys if
they watch NHL hockey on TV? Yes coach! And have you seen how when the
Leafs do X and Y, they do this and that.
And that's when the train came off the rails.
"I asked the coach if he really wanted us to play like the Leafs," said
Chris.
And for that bit of insight, Chris got to do 10 pushups.
Brilliant, on both counts.
- - -
Older son Pad didn't lace on his blades once all weekend, which may be a
first since August. The minor midget AA Rangers will face Ancaster in a
Tri County semi final, starting sometime this week. They practice
tonight (10p start! Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!)
- - -
Mats Sundin proved he has a flare for the dramatic, scoring the shootout
winner on Saturday night as the Canucks edged Toronto. The Leafs bounced
back last night in New York, beating the Rangers in a shootout, so they
came out of the weekend with three points, which is three more than the
Senators managed.
Neither team in going anywhere, but the Sens seem intent on going
nowhere faster, having turned a nice winning streak into a three-game
losing skid that pretty much assures them of joining the Leafs on the
golf course in April.
You can read about the Leafs and the Sundin reunion
here.
You can read abou the Leafs winning in New York
here.
The minor midget AE Rangers beat Strathroy last night to win their OMHA
quarter final in four games. Strathroy won the first game, Oakville
swept the next three. Way to go guys.
- - -
In minor midget AA playdowns there's a bit of a tempest blowing from
Saturday night. Caledon just needed a tie at home vs. Stoney Creek to
advance to the semi finals. Problem is, Stoney Creek didn't bother
showing up and the game wasn't played. I only know what's I've gleaned
off various discussion forums, which indicate the Caledon team was there
and ready to play and even one Stoney Creek player made the trip.
No one has offered up an explanation, or whether the game is a forfeit,
or what.
It keeps things interesting, I guess.
- - -
I don't watch award shows, and in case you don't either
here's a wrap on last night's Academy Awards.
- - -
Ever wish you knew what to do when your cell phone loses its charge and
you don't have a charger nearby? Or what to do when you drop your cell
phone in the toilet (or, in my case, fall off a dock with it)? Or what
to do when your printer ink cartridge runs out of ink the middle of an
important print job, like printing off directions to the place to buy
your new ice-dance outfit?
You have questions, we have answers.
Actually, the New York Times has answers. And you can find
low-tech solutions to high-tech problems
here.
- - -
A former Canadian defence minister says the proof that there is life in
the universe beyond Earth is irrefutable. Which doesn't surprise me, but
it may surprise you. My thinking, ever since I was a kid, was basically
that if there are billions of stars out there like the Sun, and they are
circled by tens of billions of planets, it's either naive or arrogant to
dismiss the possibility that life could exist somewhere else.
Now, whether that life is so advanced as to be able to travel billions
of light years to spend March Break on Earth, or figure out what to do
when you drop you phone in the toilet? That part I'm not nearly so sure
about. If it was intelligent life, you'd have to think they would give
Earth a big miss, and also be smart enough to not take their iPhone into
the stall.
Anyway, it makes for interesting water cooler fodder while we anxiously
wait for the next Leafs game.
By all accounts, President Obama's trip was a big success, what with the
meetings and smiles and waves and fawning coverage and yes, a pit stop
at a Byward Market bakery to gets some cookies for his girls. I could
have predicted that, because I've seen this movie before.
As much as the reporters on TV like to trip over each other and gush
that Ottawa has never seen anything like it before, the fact is, it has.
I was a reporter in Ottawa in May 1990 when then-Soviet president
Mikhail Gorbachev visited the capital and it was like the Beatles had
showed up. With Gretzky. And the Pope.
Twice in a little more than a day Gorbachev took to the
streets, walking among the people, shaking hands, talking through his
ubiquitous translator, and exuding the sort of charisma you simply
cannot fake. The folks loved him, swarming to be near him.
Even then Gorbachev was one of many engineering the end of Communist
rule and the Cold War was all but over. And people knew it. He was
greatness and history in person.
Obama clearly has the charisma. It will be interesting indeed to see if
the chapters written in the history books about him will be as weighty
as those written of Gorbachev, who like Obama, was deemed as the right
man at the right time.
I think most people are hoping for nothing but the best, because I can't
think of a politician anywhere, anytime upon whom there were higher expectations.
Yesterday, at least, he didn't disappoint. And among the thousands of
places you can read about it is
here.
- - -
Tomorrow is CBC's annual Hockey Day in Canada. Turn on your TV tomorrow
around noon, go to CBC, there will be lots of hockey.
And on this point, an Alberta MP is trying to have the third Friday in
February declared National Hockey Day. It wouldn't be a holiday, per se,
-- think Flag Day for a comparative -- but she's not opposed to that
idea either.
It seems like a nice idea. I'm guessing that if it ever did become a
holiday, someone would rent a block of ice and I'd have to be at the
rink at 5:30a tying skates. And loving it!
Every Saturday and Sunday -- as it is for many of you -- is Hockey Day
for us, and the loop will repeat this weekend (including a 8a practice
tomorrow! Ugh says Chris!) He will be motivated with Tim's hot chocolate
and a dipped donut!
- - -
Still with hockey, Mats Sundin returns to Toronto tomorrow night, where
his Canucks will thump the Leafs and people will cheer him politely. He
tuned up for the return to the ACC by helping his team beat Ottawa last
night. And tomorrow, I bet the Leafs are in for more of the same.
The Preds and Oakville's Steve Mason beat the Leafs in a shootout last
night. Read about that
here.
- - -
Still with hockey, I commented earlier on the Montreal Canadiens, my
respect for the way they run their house, and the slump they are in.
Given that it is a classy operation, news this morning that some players
have been implicated for their alleged connections to a man arrested in a police
sting operation will not be received well. If the allegations
here hold any water, a very large storm is about to explode in
Montreal.
As if they don't have enough problems.
Which reminds me -- Alexei Kovalev may be back in the lineup this weekend. I think he'll be glad to
not be the centre of attention. Read more
here.
- - -
Chris and Laura finally did get through the traffic on Highway 400
yesterday and had a great day skiing. They both relaxed hard last night
but they both looked great and had fun.
They were skiing at Snow Valley, past Barrie, where his school (and many
schools) always go.
And tragically, the day before a youngster from Richmond Hill died on
the hill there, after an on-hill accident. Laura and Chris said the
place was crawling with police doing their grim investigative work. It's
a scary lesson in, "you never know."
For whatever reason the young man in this tragedy was not wearing a
helmet even though he was a novice skier.
It's easy to stand in judgment of such things with the benefit and
clarity of hindsight, but why any school would allow any child of any
age on a ski hill without a helmet leaves me speechless.
But that debate is for another day.
The principal at Chris's school made sure every one of his students
either had, or rented, a helmet. Smart move.
You can read about the ski accident
here. It's a terrible thing. Condolences to his family and friends.
- - -
In happier news, it will soon be safe to turn on golf on TV again.
Tiger Woods announced yesterday that he is ready to return to action and
will tee it up in anger next week at the World Match Play Championship.
The PGA without Tiger is like hockey without a puck. It's just not the
same watching Dustin Johnson win at Pebble Beach. Who, you ask? Exactly.
Because it's Friday and we all need something silly, here is Will
Farrell at the ESPY awards accepting on behalf of Tiger Woods. If you've
never seen it, it's two and a half minutes of the funniest comedy you'll
see for a while.
So, happy Friday.
Enjoy Hockey Day. Drive safe. Wear a helmet. Hug the kids and keep them
safe.
Feb 19, 2009
The minor midget AA Rangers outgunned an under-manned and over-matched
Milton squad 12-1 last night to complete the sweep of their Tri-County
quarter final. I wasn't there but I'm told the Rangers moved their
defencemen up to forward and forwards back to defence to mitigate some
of the imbalance and the game, thankfully, was pretty much free of
silliness and cheap stuff.
The Rangers await Ancaster or Guelph in the next round and things will
get much tougher in a hurry.
- - -
Laura and Chris were up bright and early -- well, early anyway. And
actually, mostly Laura come to think of it.
Today is Abbey Lane's school ski day, so naturally Chris wasn't able to
get to sleep last night. He will be a seriously fatigued buckaroo at the
end of today.
Making matters worse, they got trapped on the 400 this morning where a
bad accident closed the highway in both directions, so at this moment in
time there's no telling when they will get to the ski hill but for sure,
their skiing time is going to be cut short.
- - -
Back in prehistoric times when we lived in Ottawa, BC (Before Children)
we actually skied a lot. As in every weekend, often both days. Our venue
of choice was Mount Ste Marie, about an hour or so north of Ottawa. We'd
take thermoses filled with soup and lots of sandwiches and we'd ski with
friends until it was dark or my knees gave out, whichever came first.
My recollection of those days is of bright blue skies and breaking-dawn
drives through rural Quebec past snow-covered meadows with deer and all
manner of wild life.
Sometimes I look at the way our lives are now and I have trouble
remembering how we filled the days before kids and hockey and lacrosse
and tournament trips and volunteer meetings and all of that.
And then I see my old skis in a corner of the garage and I have a vague,
fleeting memory and my knee starts to ache.
The boys both love the ski hills. Pad is a boarder and Chris skis and
wants to learn how to board.
But with work and hockey and all the other stuff, it's pretty hard to
fit it all in.
Maybe what we need, just for weekends, is like a 36 hour day, where the
sun stays up an extra 12 hours so it's possible to do more than just a
trip to Guelph, a house league peewee game and timekeeping for novices.
I have my doubts I could keep up, but the boys would be all for it.
In the meantime, I hope the traffic on the 400 got moving again, and I
hope the folks involved in the accident are OK.
- - -
Montreal lost again last night, despite a much better effort. The
overtime shootout loss to the Caps was theirs to win, but when things
don't go your way you find ways to lose.
Leafs play Columbus tonight. I sure hope Oakville native Steve Mason
gets the start, but he's been sick so maybe he'll sit for this one.
- - -
How do your kids do in school?
We have no complaints on that front (usually). Laura has, after years of
steely determination, instilled in both of them that school work comes
first. Before hockey, before PS3, before pals, before TV, before
everything. And to her credit, the system is almost automatic now and it
generates results. We're not expecting the selection committee for
Rhodes Scholarships to show up at the door with a case of Corona (if
they did, I'd let them in) but things are OK.
I don't think it's a lot different in most homes, with varying degrees
of success on either side of normal.
And as an aside, I credit Pad's rigourous hockey and dryland schedule
(he goes to the gym on his own about three or four times a week) for a
big part of whatever success with the books he enjoys. The hockey and
lacrosse schedules create a routine around which, in his mind,
everything else must fit.
So while we view homework as Job One, he sees it as hockey and training.
And if he wants the time to train, practice and play, he has to manage
the rest of his time to get the school work done (and done well).
And it works.
An Oakville dad I respect very much told me a story last summer about
how one of his boys once stopped playing rep hockey for a year to focus
on football. Everything was fine until football season ended. And then
the structure and rigour of that level of training was gone and there .
. .. was . . . a . . . lot . . . of . . . . free . . . .
time. Which didn't necessarily get used constructively and things at
school slid. He was back playing rep hockey the next year.
Anyway, I'm on a tangent here -- my real point was going to be about
school and marks and kids and entitlement. As in, I read the course
work, I'm entitled to an "A".
Um, not really. At least, not really according to US academics who are
dealing with this sense of kids and academic entitlement.
And interesting read in the New York Times today on this matter. Add it
to your weekend reading list.
President Obama is coming to Ottawa today. Unless you live under a rock,
I bet you knew that. Expect the all-news channels to be all-Obama, all
the time. What will happen?
Um, probably not much.
These things are more about tone and style than substance. But our prime
minister and their president will talk and smile and pose, and hopefully
the plane load of bureaucrats with the president and our city-full of
bureaucrats will take their cues from the discussions and slowly make
the gears of international intergovernmental things work for us all.
Expect to see a lot of flags. Tons and tons of flags.
Feb 18, 2009
A-Rod -- Alex Rodriquez -- arguably one of the three or four greatest
baseball players of his generation, admitted last week to using steroids
for a period of time earlier in his career.
Yesterday, he held a news conference in Tampa at the Yankees' training
camp to take questions and presumably, take his lumps.
I'm guessing he got way more lumps than he expected.
Mike Lupica, of the New York Daily News writes:
Last week, Rodriguez
couldn't remember exactly what he was taking
when he was with the Texas Rangers. Now it turns
out he does remember: It was a drug known to him
at the time as "Boli."
Last week, he didn't
want to talk about where he got his drugs. Now
he comes up with a "cousin" he doesn't want to
name. A cousin who, he says, injected him twice
a month across three baseball seasons.
Yeah. Facts and details are pesky lil' critters. Shut up and sit down
A-Rod.
People sometimes ask me why I hate the Ottawa Senators so much. I don't
really know. I guess I'm just lucky.
Actually, there was a pervasive smugness about the team over the last
four or five years that became grating. Plus, they were a great team
until the playoffs started, then they choked. Plus, they have a couple
or three guys who, like A-Rod, should just shut up and sit down.
People ask why don't I hate Montreal as much. They are bigger rivals to
the Leafs, etc etc.
It's hard not to respect a team with a GM like Bob Gainey and a coach
like Guy Carbonneau. They exude professionalism and class, and being a
Leaf fan, I take those things where I can find them.
I also fundamentally believe that a strong team in Montreal is good for
all of hockey; the franchise is one of four or five true cornerstones of
the NHL and hockey everywhere for that matter. Toronto should be another
one, but we continue to wait.
Anyway, a good team in Montreal is good for hockey. No team in
Ottawa would be great for hockey.
And that's why the current free fall in Hab country is so noteworthy.
Once at or near the top of the standings, the Canadiens have won only
three of their last 13 games. Moody star Alexei Kovalev has been sent
home and told to stay away from the team.
If it looks like duck and walks like a duck, then it's a crisis.
MOHA has a new online scheduling and
standings system. Generally, I'm a big fan and I think it's a big step
in the right direction.
Going forward, it needs a feature that
will automatically email a team official (or ideally, everyone on the
team) when that team's schedule has been changed. I've heard complaints
from both house league and rep teams about being blindsided by
last-minute ice time changes and additions, but the issue is clearly
bigger in rep, especially at this time of year.
Scheduling the rep teams' games and
practices during the regular season must be hard enough -- tournaments
have to be accounted for, dryland training, etc etc. But in the playdown/playoff
season, I suspect it becomes a full-fledged nightmare. I have a lot of
empathy for the person who does it and can only imagine her red wine
bill. Making two dozen phone calls to two dozen teams to say the
schedule has changed isn't practical for the scheduler.
The system needs a tweak, as the IT
guys say. An automated alert system -- especially for weekends when
people have a lot on their plates -- might be a good "ask" to put in
front of the people at Sportsmanager. If that functionality already
exists, it would be good to know (because I'm not aware of it.)
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I post a lot of links here in the run of a month. I thought you might be
interested to know which things I show you are the most popular by
traffic.
1. Jennifer Anniston, almost naked except for a necktie, is the
runaway leader. Weird. Who'd a thought?
2. The new cover of SI, featuring the
swimsuit edition. Hmmm. A trend?
We're kind of all over the map here. But just FYI, the traffic on the
first two items on the list is about double the total of this next
three. You guys seem to know what you like.
- - -
Minor midget AA Rangers try to close out Milton tonight in game three of
their Tri County quarter final. 9p, JC-Blue. Good seats still available.
I'll be the one yelling "shut up and sit down."
FYI sports fans, Ancaster leads Guelph five points to three in the other
series on our side after a 5-2 win last night. First to six wins.
In other quarter finals, Georgetown swept Orangeville and Brampton is
leading St. Kitts and also expected to sweep.
It's looking like Georgetown will play a semi final with Brampton.
If the Rangers advance they await either Ancaster or Guelph.
- - -
Speaking of sweeps in minor midget AA, Burlington swept Lasalle in three
in OMHA playdown quarter finals, outscoring them 17-4.
The OMHA still hasn't posted a single score from the Caledon-Stoney
Creek OMHA series, but my spies tell me Caledon leads the series 2-0.
Feb 17, 2009
Are you a reader?
In our house, Laura is the biggest reader of books by a long shot.
Generally, she has at least two, sometimes three books in play. She's a
part of a neighbourhood wine-drinking sorority book
club that's been going for a decade, and she knows what she likes.
I'm more a consumer of information. I consume news and information
voraciously, but at the end of the day I have little to no time left for
what I'll call pleasure reading. I'd like to change that, but I don't
see it changing anytime soon.
The boys are what you would expect for sports-obsessed boys. Pad is at
best an indifferent reader, although when we do put something in front
of him that we think (that we KNOW) he'll like, eventually, after poking
it with a stick, covering it with PlayStation game boxes and empty pop
cans, eventually he'll dive in and then he's away. Into the Wild
is an example of such a book.
Chris likes to read before bed. He has a keen imagination and things that
rev up that corner of his mind are best. But he also prefers staying up
as late as he possibly can which means reading time can often be short.
I mention all this because of a story I read a story I
consumed in the New York Times about the evolving role of the
librarian in the multimedia age.
Not that they ever were just people to restock shelves and levy fines
for late returns, but the role of the librarian in the multimedia
universe has taken on new importance. There's a lot of information out
there and a lot of it is bad.
For example, someone searching for information on the Ottawa Senators
might land here and come away with the impression that the franchise has
only a bare familiarity with hockey and is in danger of folding. In
fact, the Sens won their 5th straight game last night and to them I say,
Godspeed. One fewer team between the Leafs and a decent draft pick.
Anyway, the NYT piece is an interesting one for parents, I think.
Like I said above, Ottawa won their 5th straight game. The good news for
them is that they are now tied with Toronto, with a game in hand. The
bad news is that they are still 12 points out of a playoff spot and one
of the teams that they have to get past is Pittsburgh.
The Sens need about 43 points in their final 27 games. Or, a record of
about 21-5-1 over that span. But five in a row is a good start.
The coach of Chris's team has asked the boys to stop shaving once the
playoffs begin. The 12- and 13-year-olds engaging in a beard-growing
contest may prove to be entertaining.
Monty Python had a skit years ago of a bunch of men sitting around
grunting until clumps of hair started to sporatically sprout on their
faces, but I couldn't find it anywhere online. So you'll have to take my
word for it that it was entertaining.
You should laugh now.
- - -
Leafs host Buffalo tonight. Oh, great.
No hockey tonight in our house, so I'll be watching. For a while,
anyway.
Feb 16, 2009
It's Family Day in Ontario -- it's not a statutory holiday in my world
but I'm taking the day off anyway because the kids are home. If you are
off too, I hope you find something fun to do. So far in this house,
sleeping in seems to be the big activity.
- - -
I hate it when I'm right, but then again you didn't need to be Howie
Meeker to know that the Penguins had to be getting to the end of their
rope with coach Michel Therrien. The Pens are slipping further away from
a playoff spot with every game and Saturday night's 6-2 lacing by
Toronto was the final straw for last year's conference champions.
I have no inside knowledge obviously, but Therrien just seemed to me to
be an awkward fit with the group of young stars in Pittsburgh.
They have an interim coach now as they look for a permanent solution.
The minor midget Rangers dumped Milton 6-3 last night to take a
4-0 lead in that first-to-six-point series.
It was not an eventful evening. The Rangers led 6-1 with a couple of
minutes left in the second period and inexplicitly Milton scored a pair
of quick goals and had all the momentum going their way.
Early in the third a couple of their guys started up with the usual
yapping and stupidity, their momentum melted away in a parade of
penalties and the Rangers just played puck control hockey.
Game three at home on Wednesday night.
- - -
How much more useless can the OMHA web site be? Man it's frustrating.
Anyone trying to get scores off the site would be better advised to
stand outside and wait for the results to fall from the sky. There is
simply nothing or very little posted.
- - -
Having said that, I can tell you that the minor midget AE Rangers won
3-0 in Strathroy yesterday to tie their quarter final OMHA series and
two points each. I knew they'd be back.
- - -
I grew up in Nova Scotia so I know a little bit about the ocean. Like
for example, it's really, really big.
So, with the vastness of the ocean in mind, one reels at the prospect
that two submarines -- a British and a French nuclear-armed vessel --
could collide in the inky deeps, apparently one could surmise without
room to navigate. Imagine a GO Transit parking lot that extends from
Ajax west to Burlington, and north as far as Orangeville. And imagine
there are only two cars in that parking lot. And imagine getting off the
train to discover the other car drove into you.
That's the rough flavour of the stupidity here.
No one who has stripes and braids on his sleeve is yet prepared to offer
an explanation as to how this happened.
But I can also tell you from my days as a reporter in Halifax that it is
not entirely unusual for people in control of very expensive,
taxpayer-funded assets to occasionally engage in wholly stupid
activities and bad decision making.
You'll be hearing a whole lot more on this in the days ahead. In the
meantime,
read up on the marine fender-bender here.
- - -
I don't have a funny story to link to today or a deep read on something
quirky.
But I'd encourage you to read
this column, on the incident Friday where a lunatic pushed two teens
in front of a train in a Toronto subway. I know the dad of one of the
boys and it makes it all the more surreal. I met the kid once, years ago
on a snowy Saturday afternoon in Ottawa at a kids' Christmas party on
Parliament Hill. All I remember is that he was a massive Ottawa Senators
fan, and I'm willing to let that slide today.
That the story ends happily and the boys all acted with bravery and
composure well beyond their years is a miracle, especially if you let
you mind wander to a dark place for moment to consider how a story about
two teenagers under a subway train might have ended.
I hope you all had a great Valentines Day if you celebrate that sort of
thing.
The Oakville peewee red St. Hilda's Eagles got a nice shout out from Don
Cherry during Hockey Night in Canada last night for their great
working in raising money for cancer research while participating in the
Mississauga St. Mike's Majors' Paint-The-Rink-Pink event on Friday.
Congrats to the whole team and Coach Nelson Pavao for a job very well
done.
- - -
Does Pittsburgh still have a head coach? Man, I've been expecting that
guy to get toasted for weeks, but after last night's pasting at the
hands of the Leafs it is hard to fathom that change is not imminent. I
guess we'll see.
More troubling, the Sens won again! Holy resurrections, Batman!
Read gleefully about the 6-2 pounding administered by the Leafs
here.
Read about the Sens coming back from the dead
here.
- - -
In Friday night action, the minor midget AA Rangers beat Milton 5-0. The
game was generally unremarkable -- Milton stayed competitive for the
first 10 minutes and then resorted to the sort of yappy, scrappy play
that is typical of a team that went 2-25-1 in the regular season and has
no chance without goading the other team into dumb penalties.
In the Rangers, they may well have found willing accomplices for this
tactic as most nights it seems there is no team on Earth that the
Rangers feel they cannot out yap.
In between the emerging stupidity the Rangers won.
Game two tonight in Milton.
- - -
The minor midget AE Rangers lost the opener of their OMHA quarter final
3-2 at home to Strathroy. I had to work on something all afternoon but
I'm told it was a terrific game.
Game two today back in Strathroy.
- - -
Five different Gators lit up the score sheet Saturday as the Sunopta
green machine beat the Eagles 5-1 in peewee white house league action.
With one game left before the playoffs the Lumberjacks have clinched top
spot -- congrats to all of them -- and we're sitting three points back
in second.
The playoffs are going to be verrrry interesting.
- - -
From Friday's New York Times (I'm way behind on my reading) a
story on a new electronic gear system for that most uniquely
human-powered machine, the bicycle.
And if you think the traditionalists have their Spandex in a knot over
this as they prance around wearing tight pants, ridiculous shirts and
stiff shoes, um, you're right.
Because traditionalists -- and on some things, I am one of them -- will
get uptight about almost anything that involves change.
The new system debuts this weekend at the Tour of California. Read more
here.
First, let me say that hands down, those two links are the most
travelled links in this blogs history, so I stand guilty of knowing my
readership.
But, OK, OK.
In the interest of gender fairness, an article that picks out what the
author purports to be hotties for women readers to enjoy. I offer no
warranty on the validity of this claim -- readers, as always, can draw
their own conclusions.
And you can find the story -- with photos --
here.
Um, the list is more "interesting geek" than beefcake, but beauty is in
the eye of the beholder.
Right? Right? That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Feb 13, 2009
Winter is back.
Union Station is open again after the winter
waterfall experience of early Thursday morning.
and now we have another Friday the 13th. And another next month. And another one later
this year, in November. And we just had one in June.
Is it any wonder the economy sucks?
Maybe because there's so many Friday the 13th's this year they decided
to do another movie, so the creep in the Ken Dryden hockey mask is back
again, starting today.
Just FYI, it is a sign that you watch too much minor hockey if you stand
up at the latest Friday the 13th movie and start yelling that Jason's
hockey mask is not CSA approved and is non-compliant for use in an
OMHA-sanctioned event.
For chainsaw murders and scaring women in lingerie, I'm sure it's fine.
- - -
Speaking of ugliness on the rink, the Leafs lost to Tampa last night.
And the Senators won. And I had to go with Pad to a 9p practice. So, it
was one of those nights for me.
You can read about the Leafs
here, but honestly? I wouldn't bother.
- - -
Ugliness on the Ice, Vol 2: A Quebec court has awarded the family of a
nine-year-old boy $44,000 in damages. The award is the result of a suit
filed after the boy was hit with a wayward slapshot while skating
recreationally on an outdoor municipal rink in La Plaine, Que.
There will be much "harumphing" about this story. The facts are complex.
The boy wasn't wearing a helmet or shield, he was skating on a rink
generally used for shinny, but . . .
Like I said, it's complicated. You can read the whole story
here.
A couple of times a year we rent ice for skating parties and we've long
since abandoned the hockey-at-one-end, skating-at-the-other pretense
because, pucks and non-hockey skaters do not mix.
So, to involve the younger siblings and moms and sisters, we go with
pure skating. We don't want the moms hurting people.
We also insist on helmets for everyone under 12; others skate at your
own risk without one.
It's a great world we live in when you have to consider having friends
sign a waiver before joining a skating party.
- - -
Mel Allen wouldn't like what This Week In Baseball is like. When ball
fans like my dad are excited that pitchers and catchers have started
working out, the real headlines around the sport are in court rooms,
congressional hearings, and drug labs.
It's just sad.
Let's start with former Jay and reknowned door knob Robbie Alomar, who
is being accused of carrying the virus that causes AIDS and knowingly
putting others at risk. Fun! That story
here.
Or what about the continuing saga of Alex (A-Rod) Rodriguez, aka A-Roid?
Read more on his travails
here.
Or what about Miguel Tejada, an all-star shortstop for the Astros, who
pleaded guilty to lying to Congress? More on his great week
here.
What a disgrace.
- - -
Let's step briefly inside the World o' Journalism right now.
On Monday night, when President Barack Obama presided over his first
prime time presidential news conference, he did the classy and proper
thing, calling upon 88-year-old Helen Thomas to ask the first question.
The long-time UPI writer and current columnist for Hearst Newspapers
wasn't buying any of the prez's polite smooth talk in calling upon her.
But it was a significant moment, nonetheless. Obama is the 10th
president that Thomas has questioned at the White House going all the
way back to Kennedy and I'm here to
tell you, that's significant.
Just as interestingly, Obama called upon a reporter from a blog -- The
Huffington Post -- to also ask a question. It may have been the first
time a reporter for a blog has been asked to put forward a question at a
presidential news conference.
Which, naturally, gets one to thinking that maybe I should drive to
Washington and, on behalf of Teamoakville Nation, put forward the
pressing questions of the day to the new president.
Like:
"Sir, what's up with the Leafs? Not the green things on the trees. The
hockey team."
Maybe not.
But you can read more on Helen, Huffington and the prez
here.
- - -
Charles Darwin would have celebrated his 200th birthday this week, had
he not died in 1882. If he had survived to see 2009 he would, I'm sure,
be blown away by DNA mapping and the inept Maple Leaf defence.
There's no denying the man made a big impact on science and the way
humans view their place in the world. Opinions are still (ahem)
evolving.
Chris and the Gators have a practice tonight at 6p, which I am going to
try very hard to attend but being anywhere at that hour but work these
days is a challenge.
And -- bonus! -- it's a Friday night double, as Pad and the Rangers host
the minor midget AA Milton Winterhawks for game one of their Tri County
quarter final.
And -- great news! -- Chris then plays at 10a on Saturday morning in
house league action to be followed on Sunday afternoon with another
practice to be followed by -- ta da! -- Game Two of the Ranger-Milton
series back in Milton that night.
So, the news in there is that we have nothing scheduled for
Saturday night, which is, in case you haven't noticed, Valentine's Day.
If we have plans I haven't heard about it and I haven't arranged
anything which may be a problem but, hmmm, I'm going to have to get back
to you on that.
- - -
My backup plan, since I'm certain I could never secure a dinner
reservation at this late stage -- is to see if I can convince Laura to
come to Oakville Arena at 3p on Saturday to watch Game 1 of the OMHA
minor midget AE quarter finals between Oakville and Strathroy. (I'm even
gonna offer her an extra-large tea!)
I wasn't able to find a link to look at the road Strathroy took to
get to the quarters, but in regular season play they appear to have gone
20-0-1.
Not that it means anything -- Mitch's team played Southpoint in the
bantam AE quarter finals last year, and I think Southpoint had lost only
once or twice all season. Oakville swept the series and Southpoint
barely scored a goal. So, go figure.
I have no doubt both teams will show up ready to play hard.
Feb 12, 2009
If you heard a bang over your house Tuesday, well, maybe you have really
good hearing.
About 500 miles above the Earth -- over Siberia actually -- two Russian
satellites collided in what officials says was an unprecedented
collision of celestial man-made objects.
That is, if you don't count certain plastics bits and pieces of Brad
Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Anyway, it made a big mess. You can read more about it
here.
- - -
Are you a fan of the TV show Boston Legal? We are. It's wrapped up now
-- not just finished for the season, but finished for good.
One of the main characters on the show was a lawyer named Allan Shore,
who was regarded by his TV peers as brilliant and was prone to pulling
court room stunts -- the likes of which would never happen in a real
court -- to make his case.
We were put in mind of Mr. Shore yesterday as the president of Peanut
Corporation of America appeared before a Congressional committee and
refused to answer questions about a deadly salmonella outbreak traced
back to his plant.
Congressman Greg Walden (R-Ore) pulled a bit of an Allan Shore.
Carrying a jar of Peanut Corp product that was wrapped in police tape
marked "CRIME SCENE," he asked Peanut Corp president Stewart Parnell if
he would be willing to eat the contents of the jar.
Mr. Parnell invoked the 5th amendment of the US Constitution, allowing
himself to avoid giving evidence that would incriminate himself.
Nice. Great leadership. But Allan Shore would be proud.
Speaking of collisions, disasters and events that portend grim things,
the Leafs continue their Florida road trip tonight, playing Tampa.
I'm suggesting Tampa spot the Leafs a 5-0 lead and then we just go to
the ugly part right away.
- - -
The minor midget AA Rangers open their Tri County quarter final with
Milton tomorrow night at 8:30p at River Oaks B.
The teams will play every other night until someone wins the
first-team-to-six-points series.
Feb 11, 2009
Sorry. I'm having trouble breathing today -- the room is still filled
with smoke from the train wreck and explosion the Leafs' inflicted upon
themselves last night in Florida. In case you had the good sense to miss
the third period, our heroes blew a 4-1 lead then lost 5-4 in OT.
You know how popular that link was that I provided to Jennifer Anniston?
The one with her wearing nothing but a neck tie?
Yeah, those were the days. It was a great photo, if you like that sort
of thing. (I like that sort of thing a lot, personally.)
Anyway, because it's February and wet and bleak and dreary and none of
us is getting any younger, something to distract you.
Yes, the 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition is out. And
while I'm not entirely clear on when wearing a swimsuit became a sport,
I am nonetheless four-square behind the promotion of this event.
In fact, I'd like to see it added to the summer AND winter Olympics,
with beach volleyball as the warm up act.
If you'd like to see the new cover of SI with a very attractive and
healthy woman wearing not much at all, well, by all means
click here.
Yes, you're welcome.
PS -- if you're still pining for Jenn, click
here.
Honestly. I could make you guys jump through flaming hoops if I wanted
to. Fetch!
- - -
Not a lot of time today, but I'm not going to leave you without
something to read. (You can leave your gratitude in 20s, piled in my
mail box.)
First, a new study says you should never blow your nose when you have a
cold.
Second., if you're not sure when to let your kids stay home from school
when they are sick, read
this.
And finally, I posted a link on the weekend to a story on rich bankers
in New York struggling to get by on $500,000 a year. If you haven't read
it, you really need to. Perspective is everything. Click
here.
I have to run to my house in the Hamptons now. Ta!
Feb 10, 2009
I would like to say that I have nothing to do with the $500-million
class-action lawsuit being launched in Ontario against the parasites at
Ticketmaster, although the launch of the suit is somewhat timely given
my rant on this matter last week.
Sadly, I will be very surprised if the action ever does much in court.
The dollar figures are good for headlines but don't mean a thing
otherwise.
The best hope is that lawmakers -- Parliament, Congress -- take
hard look at the way these guys do business and either take some steps
to address it, or, replicate it and use the proceeds to pay off the
national debt.
They don't make enough red-rubber noses and over-sized sponge shoes for
the clowns at Ticketmaster. So I hope that a nuisance lawsuit will make
them piss away money defending themselves. And of course, they'll
increase prices to compensate for it.
You can read more on the action filed against Ticketmaster
here.
- - -
Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff is being touted as the uber-husband?
Help.
I'll not pass on judgment on the man's politics, but in the run up to
Valentine's Day, he has smitten the heart of at least one scribbler.
Why?
For things like, over Christmas, he and his wife took turns reading a
new translation of War and Peace. Out loud. To each other.
Oh. My. God. If this passes for romance, I'd better return those snow
shoes I got Laura.
I think if I put forward such a recreational notion in my house, Laura
would call 9-1-1.
Read more on what a lousy husband you are in comparison
here. (For added impact, read it out loud to someone you love!)
- - -
My day started brilliantly, for this who like to keep track of my life.
It went downhill fairly fast, however, upon discovering that some manner
of creature decided to use our Green Bin as an amusement park over
night.
Let me assure you that dealing with something like that at 6:45a will
make you seriously re-evaluate the need for breakfast.
- - -
For those of you who have stood in an elevator convinced that if you
have to listen to the mechanized version of "Close To You" by The
Carpenters one more time you'll climb a clock tower, some good news.
Muzak has filed for bankruptcy. Please, no bailout money.
So, Alex (A-Roid) Rodriquez has admitted to using illegal substances
while a member of the Texas Rangers in the 1990s. Which of course means
he LIED about it previously when asked directly if he ever used
performance enhancing drugs.
To his credit, he came clean. On the down side, he only came clean after
his name appeared on a list of players caught.
That's what I call honor.
Would the last clean baseball player in America please turn out the
lights before exiting what's left of the sport, please?
Read more on the latest lying superstar
here. Charter members, all of them, of baseball's lost generation.
- - -
Leafs are in Florida to give Bryan McCabe more opportunities to make
them look stupid.
Must-see TV.
Feb 9, 2009
Anyone notice how often I still type "2008" instead of "2009"?
Weird. I'd better get over that before it's 2010.
- - -
This, apparently, is the start of the Florida season. The time of year
when the elderly and the like pack up their blue rinse and blue pills
and travel to somewhere sunny. I'm told you can line up for the
early-bird breakfast at 4:30a, get lunch at 10:30a, and the
seniors-special dinners start serving at 3p, so you can be safely back
locked in your room at 5p watching Matlock re-runs and ordering warm
milk from room service.
Or so I'm told.
I start seeing traffic on the site from Florida at this time of year, so
if you're driving south or even flying, take care, have fun.
Fort Myers has a wild night life. I hear on weekends they don't do last
call until 8:30p. Crazy!
Having said all that, yeah. I would like to be in Florida!
- - -
The train wreck that is Sean Avery's hockey career is about to resume.
The Dallas Stars officially put him on waivers yesterday now that the
NHL has cleared him to return following his completion of counseling for
being a chronic bonehead.
What it means is that the Stars want no part of Avery but there are a
whole bunch of hoops they have to jump through. Avery still has an
expensive contract but the timing will likely work out for him.
At first blush you might think that he'd be as welcome in the dressing
room as an open barrel of weapons-grade plutonium, but I think you'd be
wrong.
I think the fact is as the league approaches the trade deadline most
playoff-bound teams -- with only a couple of exceptions -- will
sacrifice locker room peace for someone who might contribute to a
winning edge.
Enter Sean Avery.
Right now the most talked-about landing pad for him is the Rangers (New
York, not Oakville) so we'll see if everything old is new again.
The Rangers have lost four in a row and something's gonna give there
soon.
Pittsburgh is under performing, but I think they'll dump their coach. I
can't see Avery and Crosby hitting it off.
To read some speculation on what's next for hockey's demented one, click
here.
- - -
Speaking of Pittsburgh, wow. Did they ever get their butts handed to
them yesterday by Detroit.
The Pens are only two points away from 8th spot, but something's just
not right there.
Still no word on when Pad's minor midget AA squad open their series with
Milton. Two of the other three series start tonight and tomorrow.
- - -
The Grammy awards were last night. We almost never watch award shows --
the idea of rich people congratulating themselves for their own
brilliance doesn't much appeal to me. Oddly enough, though, Laura asked
to tune in the TV to the show (with the sound down) while we were
cooking dinner last night.
We agreed Carrie Underwood has nice legs.
Anyway, I said that I thought the music industry is in such disarray
right now that I couldn't think of a less relevant award show than the
Grammy awards.
And then came word that one of the show's featured performers, R&B
superstar Chris Brown, had to cancel his performance because he was busy
being charged with uttering a criminal threat against someone. And then
his girlfriend, Rihanna, also canceled her performance.
And then I decided I was really glad I didn't waste any of my weekend
watching the freak show that passes for the music industry slap
themselves on the back.
I apologize to the neighbours. Yes, that really was Paradise By the
Dashboard Lights you heard blasting from our house last night. Or,
this morning.
Meatloaf (the singer, not the dish) turns up at all sorts of occasions
in our house and has for years. And last night a circle of women formed
in our living room and the loud ritual repeated itself.
Some in the house who were trying to sleep in anticipation of an early
practice were less enamored of the proceedings than others, but it was
an evening where common sense played only a cursory role.
It was an evening sponsored, apparently, by Corona and convened for the
purpose of celebrating the aged.
The aged had a very good time indeed. The women folk move very well for
people of their vintage.
Most entertaining! Thanks to all who participated..
- - -
The peewee white Sunopta Gators dropped a 3-2 decision yesterday in a
terrific game with the Wings. Even though we've lost a couple recently I
like what I see from our guys. Everyone makes the playoffs, and that's
what all the kids are starting to think about now.
Is it February already?
- - -
The minor midget AA Rangers will be playing a quarter final Tri County
match up with Milton, sometime relatively soon but when, we don't know
for sure. I expect the games will be slotted any day for the
best-of-five series. The winner will advance to the semi finals against
the winner of the Ancaster-Guelph series. On the other side of the draw,
Brampton gets St. Catherine's and Georgetown plays Orangeville.
- - -
The weather this weekend is balmy and spring like. We've lost the
glacier from the driveway and where there once was more than two feet of
snow out back, there's now less than a foot.
Chris is a keen observer of all things environmental, and the change in
temperature wasn't lost on him as we loaded the car for hockey on
Saturday.
"It smells like spring!" he said, with some enthusiasm and adding that
he wanted the snow to all disappear.
I was curious what he meant. "What does spring smell like?"
He paused.
"It smells like . . . spring."
OK. Got it.
- - -
If you have any access to teenagers you will know from experience that
they would generally rather be separated from food and water than to be
without their cell phones.
Mobile phones are convenient and what not, but it's still a marvel of
marketing to me that a multi-billion dollar industry was created to fill
a void that I'm not sure really existed.
I managed to get through high school and I don't think I ever actually
called home from the school once in three years. Try getting a kid today
to go without a phone for a day and you might have child welfare people
on your doorstep.
And the kicker is that for the most part, they don't talk on the phone.
They text. The send dozens of SMS text messages from one phone to
another. They do it almost non stop at times. I've even seen kids who
can do this while the phone is concealed in a pocket -- so familiar are
their fingers with the buttons and keystrokes, they don't even need to
look at it.
I mention this only in the context of yesterday, when Pad was at BTNL
working out and he called home looking for a drive.
"Pad actually called?" said Chris. "He actually made a telephone
call? Wow."
- - -
The Leafs beat Montreal 5-2 last night, which came as a bit of a shock.
I'd like to tell you I was a devoted fan glued to the TV but there were
women dancing in my living room, so figure it out.
I did catch glimpses of the game and while it's always fun to beat
Montreal in Montreal, I'm resigned to the fact that every two points the
Leafs get now just means a worse placement in the draft lottery.
Montreal has been in a bit of a tailspin since the all-star break, so
maybe the win is no big surprise.
I don't know about you, but when I'm feeling listless and bored, I
always figure a little exercise will put everything as right as rain.
Hit the gym. Go for a long brisk walk. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean.
Huh?
Yeah, people like this are really annoying, but a 56-year-old has become
the first woman to swim across the Atlantic.
56. I guess life begins at 50.
I'm not sure that I knew that anyone -- man or woman -- had ever swam
across the ocean.
I mean, really. What's the point? You're 56. Book a seat sale for pete's
sake.
Anyway, if you want to read more on this lady, you can click
here.
- - -
This has nothing to do with anything, but a big story south of the
border is the move to limit salaries of executives at banks taking
federal bailout out money to a mere $500K annually. For most people
(like me), $500K seems like a lot of money and anyone should be able to
live on it.
But, they don't live like us. And the disconnection between Wall Street
and Main Street grows ever wider at a time when Americans really, really
need their banking system to get back on its feet.
If you've been following this story, some interesting reading for you.
First, some observations on how the bankers -- in most instances the top
dogs made ten times that amount or much more in the good ol' days --
could have avoided the wrath of main street. Find it
here.
Second, a story on how hard it is to live in NYC on $500K. Seriously.
It's pretty funny, actually. Find the New York Times piece
here.
Third, a story on how some top execs at Canadian banks are taking home
less this year (but still making millions while their stocks have
plummeted in the last few months.) Read that
here.
And a piece on why trying to cap the Canadian bank salaries like the US
did won't work here. See it
here.
- - -
Feb 6, 2009
The Senators lost again. So, even though there's 30 feet of snow on the
ground and the economy is collapsing and the Leafs stink and my kid
won't get to the OMHA quarter finals and the picture day photographers
aren't very smart and it's going to rain all day tomorrow creating an
unholy mess on the streets, at least the Sens lost.
Again.
Actually, they played a pretty good game. And I'm sure the Ottawa fans
enjoyed seeing Zdeno Chara, who used to star on their blue line back
when they were good. Two whole years ago.
Tomorrow morning we'll try again to see if the people contracted to take
pictures for MOHA can arrange to be at the right spot at the right time
to finish up the peewee white house league pictures that they failed to
show up to do last weekend.
After taking a second run at picture day, we'll play the very tough
Wings in house league action.
Otherwise the weekend is bookended with Ranger practices tonight and
Sunday night and a Gators practice Sunday.
If all this sounds thoroughly routine, um, it is. Sorry.
- - -
We managed to get four tickets to Springsteen on May 7. And when I say
"we" I mean a friend of ours. Several of us were all trying to get past
Ticketmaster's sales-prevention software to buy tickets, only one (not
me) got through.
Another of our friends didn't get through at all and is looking for two
tickets.
The astounding thing is that I logged into Ticketmaster 15 minutes
before the tickets went on sale. At two minutes to the hour I started
hitting refresh until the sale went live. And it took three minutes for
the site to process my request, at which point it told me there were NO
tickets matching my request. In three minutes.
Ticketmaster sucks.
Feb 5, 2009
Well then.
If there was any doubt -- and in fairness to me, I think any objective
observer would concede that I've been out in front on this one for some
time -- the Leafs suck.
The Buffalo Sabres humiliated the Leafs 5-0 last night, chewing through
the blue and white like a plateful of wings.
I didn't see much of the game (I was at the Rangers' outing) but from
what I did see and from what other have said, Justin Pogge may have been
the best Leaf on the ice in spite of getting shelled for five goals.
At the same time over at Joshua Creek, the minor midget AA squad played
Guelph in a collision of teams going nowhere. In their first OMHA
preliminary meeting, Guelph -- who had lost five consecutive times to
the Rangers this year -- won 7-6.
Last night the Rangers led from the start, never trailed and cruised to
a solid 5-2 win. The result was never in doubt.
I'm not sure what the playoff format for Tri-County is but I suspect
we'll see more of Guelph. It's beautiful there this time of year!
- - -
As I have noted excitedly, Bruce Springsteen has a new recording out and
a new tour. And a Springsteen tour is something the entire music
industry gets behind. He generates buzz, he excites his fans, he
delivers value for our money, he is widely respected, and in the
industry he's powerful.
Ticketmaster is also powerful, but in comparison to Springsteen their
power is reflected. Without artists like Springsteen, Ticketmaster is
nothing. With Springsteen, Ticketmaster are leeches on the legs of fans,
greedy; bloodsucking leeches. The concept is fine, but the execution of
their business model has long been a target of critics.
And Springsteen is none too happy with Ticketmaster right now.
Ticketmaster is responsible for selling the tickets to the Boss's
current tour and to summarizie, he thinks its conduct has been
reprehensible.
Warning to my significant other: our plans for a night out on May 7 are
in jeopardy.
Essentially, here's what Ticketmaster was doing. It was telling people
logging on to buy Springsteen tickets (the cheapest seats for Toronto, I
believe, will be $65 per, plus taxes and Ticketmaster's considerable
pound of flesh) that the tickets were sold out.
It was then redirecting customers to another site -- TicketsNow -- where
tickets (quel surprise!!) were available, but for up to four
times the face value.
And guess who owns TicketsNow? If you said Ticketmaster, you win a jar
full of leeches.
Springsteen -- who's entire career has given voice to the travails of
the every man, even long after he became wildly rich -- popped a blood
vessel when he heard what was going on.
"The abuse of our fans and our trust by Ticketmaster has made us as
furious as it has made many of you," he says on his web site, condemning
the practice and adding he has asked Ticketmaster to cease and desist.
The rodents at Ticketmaster have said they have complied with
Springsteen's wishes (um, no kidding. Can you imagine the damage control
meeting those clowns much have had while munching on cheese and trying
to keep their tails out of the spring-loaded traps?)
But even better, New Jersey Attorney General Anne Milgram has said her
office is going to investigate Ticketmaster.
Oddly, Ticketmaster did not have a comment on the matter.
If you want to learn more about the complaints against Ticketmaster,
visit the web site of the lobby group Ticketmaster Sucks, which is
here.
My guess is that the grief for Ticketmaster is going to keep growing. My
guess is this story is not going to go away now, like it has in the
past. Corporate greed is not in style right now and politicians love a
whipping boy.
It could be quite fun to watch this unravel.
Feb 4, 2009
A lot of blogs only feature short postings each day. Like this one.
Today.
- - -
Not only did the Leafs blow a two-goal, third-period lead last night;
not only did they lose in OT. They also had to watch former whipping boy
Bryan McCabe score the winner for Florida in a 4-3 loss.
The minor midget AA Rangers went to St. Kitts last night and coasted to
a 12-0 win. During the flood between the 2nd and third the Rangers
didn't even go to the room. They just sat on the bench waiting for it to
end.
Mercifully, the home team ran the clock in the third period.
Elsewhere last night Burlington beat Guelph, so Burlington advance to
the OMHA quarter finals and the rest of us get the Loser Bowl -- the Tri
County playoffs.
We can hardly wait.
The Rangers host Guelph tonight in a 9p start in their final OMHA
qualifying game.
I figure the Rangers have likely played 50 games this year. I also
figure that if -- among injuries, suspensions, and other absences --
they played more than five of those game with a full bench, I would be
stunned.
Here's hoping they can turn things around starting tonight.
Feb 3, 2009
Well, I'm guessing Craig Hartsburg now knows why Eugene Melynk didn't
invite him to his Super Bowl party.
The chronically under-achieving Ottawa Senators fired their head coach
on Monday and promoted a relative unknown from their AHL team into the
big seat on an interim basis.
All of that is well and good I suppose. While I don't care for the Sens
I have no particular axe to grind with Hartsburg. I'm not going to
celebrate a guy losing his job.
But what Eugene may be missing here is that it's not the coach. It's his
team. They suck.
Having suffered virtually my entire life as a Leaf fan, I am qualified
to talk about what sucks among NHL teams in ways fans of other teams
can't possibly understand. I mean, I cheered for Toronto when John
Brophy was coach, OK?
New Ottawa coach Cory Clouston apparently walked into the room yesterday
and declared that with a defence anchored by the likes of Zdeno Chara,
the Sens should be giving up far fewer goals and have a much better
transition game . . .
<Someone whispers in Clouston's ear.>
"What? They let Chara go in free agency to BOSTON? Are they effing nuts?
Were they trying to destroy the team???!!"
<Insert sound of crickets chirping>
OK -- that didn't really happen. It's a complex literary device (it's
called, "making stuff up") used to show you that everything went to crap
for the Sens when they lost Chara. They haven't been the same since.
(Boston -- his new team -- is running away with the Eastern Conference.
Hmmmm. Cause and effect?)
John Muckler, the former Sens GM who didn't re-sign Chara, probably
wasn't invited to team party's yesterday, either.
Read more about one of the top AHL teams playing in the NHL
here.
- - -
Fifty years ago today was the infamous Day the Music Died. The tragic
loss of Richie Valens, Buddy Holly and J.P. Richardson, aka The Big
Bopper, in an Iowa plane crash was immortalized in song in 1971 by Don
McLean with American Pie.
The crash happened when rock n' roll was still in its early years and
while the music didn't really die, it set the craze back on its heels.
It wasn't until The Beatles came to America in 1964 that rock
music truly regained its momentum and took off again as a major force in
pop culture. And it never looked back.
You can read more about the events of 50 years ago
here.
Fifth years is a really, really, really long time. Seriously. But for
the record, I wasn't born yet.
- - -
Speaking of bad hockey teams and tragedy, the Leafs are back on the ice
tonight, hosting Florida.
- - -
A better hockey team, the minor midget AA Rangers, are in St.
Catherine's tonight and host Guelph tomorrow.
Feb 2, 2009
Happy Ground Hog Day, the day we rely on a ground-dwelling rodent to
offer us a lifeline to spring and most of the time, we don't get it.
Shubenacadie Sam. Wiarton Willie. Punxsutawney Phil. And others (yes,
sadly, there are many others) will all be called upon for a prediction
today.
Here's my prediction. More winter. It's Canada.
- - -
The Washington Capitals are the latest team to inflict misery on the
Ottawa Senators, beating them Sunday afternoon 7-4. Alexander the Great
scored three times. I love the Caps. I don't care for the Sens.
Actually, for a game that looked for a while like it might be a blow out
it was a very entertaining game. I think the 16 hours of pre-game
programming or whatever amount it was may have been over the top, but
since I spent almost six hours in rinks yesterday before 5p, I didn't
have to suffer through much of it.
Springsteen blew the doors off the joint with his 13-minute half-time
show. Great set.
Anyway, for once (actually, two years in a row now) the game lived up to
its hype. If you can't find a Super Bowl recap story without me
providing a link, you probably shouldn't be allowed to play on the
Internet.
- - -
If you live in Canada, then you didn't get to see the TV ads which are
as much of the culture of the Super Bowl as the game. As a public
service, five of the best ads you didn't get to see. You're welcome.
From CareerBuilder.com:
From Pepsi:
From Hyundai:
From Doritos:
And finally, a promo for the NBC series Heroes (not sure what it's about
but I love the John Elway cameo):
- - -
Given the selfless and relentless commitment to heavy-duty blogging I
put in yesterday (I may have pulled a hammy but the doctors advise I
should be OK) today's post will be shorter. You can read all the tripe
from the weekend if you're really bored.
But first . . .
- - -
President Obama tried to be comedian-in-chief at a big fancy gathering
on the weekend. From what I can tell, they should have offered the
gig to Brent Butt. Read more on Obama's stand up
here.
- - -
American culture is a funny thing. America loves a winner -- on its
terms. They especially love the goofy, soft-focus Olympic glory heroes,
the kids who give selflessly of themselves for nothing but a fistful of
gold medals and several tens of millions of dollars in corporate
marketing deals.
But once you touch the media machine, it owns your butt and it will
choose whether to venerate or consume you.
This is a life lesson that Michael Phelps, Olympic hero of Beijing, is
learning now that it has become apparent that swimming is not his only
water sport.
I have a talented wife, two older sisters, a great mom, a great mother
in law, an accomplished sister in law, among many other female relatives
and friends who have accomplished much in their lives.And it is my relentless suspicion that whenever men leave the room and
they are among themselves, the sisterhood resumes a centuries-old
conversation, roughly along the lines of, "how the hell did men ever get
control over most of the planet?"
It's an age-old question with no easy answer. I heard the father of
Arizona Cardinals' star Larry Fitzgerald acknowledge Sunday the role and
importance of his late wife in shaping a champion. He said, he was the
head coach in the family, but she was the "offensive co-ordinator. She
called the plays." OK -- not exactly a Hallmark card, but it was Super
Sunday and you get the idea.
For the rest of you who have wondered the same thing -- why are men
always the president? why are men always the head of the United Nations?
Why are men . . . you name it -- some required reading from a woman who
asks the tough question.
I don't think she's nailed the answer, but her confusion over the
question makes for entertaining reading, much better than contemplating
ground-dwelling rodents and six more weeks of winter.
You can find her lament
here. And in the meantime, Happy Ground Hog Day.
Feb 1, 2009 (11:20a edition)
The Leafs actually won on Doug Gilmour Night, beating Pittsburgh 5-4.
The win leaves Toronto nine points out of a playoff spot and five points
up on Ottawa (Ottawa has three games in hand.)
If you want to read about the Leafs winning, click
here. The bigger story of course is the Pens losing. Last year's
conference champs are in 10th place and not in a playoff spot -- yet. I
expect they will 1. fire their coach 2. make the playoffs.
The good news for the Pens is that this weekend, they could light Sidney
Crosby's hair on fire and parade him through the streets dressed as a
Christmas elf and no one would notice.
That's because Big Ben and the Steelers are in Tampa preparing to win
another Super Bowl.
My knowledge of the NFL is best categorized under "glib and superficial"
but I think I've paid just enough attention to get a grip on the
Steelers being the favourites.
Arizona is on a great run with a quarterback only marginally younger
than me.
I think their dream ends today.
- - -
Still with hockey, perhaps a bit of happy math and a prediction. The
Ottawa Senators will not make the playoffs.
At this time of year I usually run the numbers on the Leafs and
calculate how hot they would have to get to make the playoffs. I'm not
going to bother this year -- they are not going to make it and even
Stevie Wonder can see that.
But I did run the numbers for the Sens, and the good news is they ain't
gonna make it either.
It will take -- almost exactly, based on previous years -- 95 points to
make the eastern conference playoffs.
Ottawa now has 41 points, with 35 games left.
So, Ottawa needs 54 points of a possible 70 points left available to
them, to reach 95.
Expressed another way, they need to win 27 of their remaining 35 games.
That pace would be akin to a team winning 63 of 82 regular season games.
And for all you record watchers out there, that has never happened
(Detroit won 62 games in 1995-96, and they were actually a great team;
we're talking about Ottawa here.)
So, I'm not sure if I've ever mentioned it but I don't care for the
Sens. And while the Leafs will be sitting out the post-season for the
4th year in a row (which never happened even under Harold Ballard), so
will Ottawa.
Leaf fans are a demented bunch and if we have to take comfort in the
misery of others, well, we will.
- - -
All this winter weather puts me in mind of remembering when We Lived
In Ottawa, BC. (Before Children.)
Laura was running a department in the newsroom of the Ottawa Citizen and
I was a national correspondent on Parliament Hill, standing outside
locked rooms waiting for old white men in suits to come lie to me about
things we thought were important.
We lived in a lovely, rambling old house in a great Ottawa-Glebe
neighbourhood about 300 feet from the Rideau Canal. The house used to be
owned by Eugene Forsey, a senator and constitutional expert who has
since passed away. (I met him a few times. He used to do an
impersonation of Sir Robert Borden, which is a good way of telling if
someone is really, really old. The cool thing was, even if the
impersonation was wrong, who alive would know?)
Anyway, the house was a short walk or bike ride to the canal which,
depending on the season would then link you to hundreds of kilometres of
bike trails or skating on the canal.
We used to entertain a lot in those days, because as scary as this
sounds, Laura and I were the closest things to adults in the group that
formed on our doorstep. We called ourselves the Ottawa Orphans -- people
not from Ottawa -- and on Thanksgiving and Christmas and Canada Day and
Ground Hog Day and other high holidays we'd have these massive dinner
parties that inevitably led to the furniture in the dining room being
pushed waaaaay back and people dancing until all hours. Most of the crew
was single or occasionally in a stage of divorce or reconciliation, so
we were what passed for normal and more often than not, our house was a
clubhouse of sorts for all the Orphans.
We made all manner of friends who have gone on to populate far corners
of the world and are CEOs of newspapers, authors, journalists, lawyers,
business executives, senior bureaucrats and respected business leaders.
Then? Well, it wasn't exactly Paris in the 1920s, but it was Ottawa in
the early 1990s and we all worked very hard and we all relaxed just as
hard. Those friends piled empty beer bottles in my basement and made it
necessary to actually hose off the house the morning after Canada Day
(from dye running out of red streamers in the rain.)
One of my favourite winter memories is of a particular sunny day Laura
and I walked to the canal under blue skies and skated downtown to the
Byward Market. We loaded up on Sunday papers, ate a late brunch, talked
about the crazy people with kids who got up at 5a to go to rinks, and
shopped a little.
On our way back to the canal for the skate home, we popped into a pub
for a beer. Or two. Or more. Hours past.
Unbeknownst to us, the Ottawa weather changed and it started to snow.
Now, we could have taken a bus home, practically to our doorstep.
Or, we could have taken a cab.
But our decision-making faculties were almost as diminished as the
weather, and we thought it would be a great idea to skate the several
kilometres back up the canal in what was by now a snow storm.
Not since Laura ordered the bad lobster roll at that little cafe in St.
Andrew's, NB, in 1988, has a worse decision been made.
Over-refreshed, under-dressed and totally ill-prepared we refused to
turn back. The snow was practically horizontal and we were skating into
the wind, not with it. No wonder the trip downtown has seemed so
effortless, propelled as we were by a following gale that we barely
noticed.
By the time we got home we both looked like snowmen. I think this is a
low-level version of how people get in trouble on Mt. Everest.
Eventually we made it home and thawed out and if memory serves, things
picked up more or less where we left off at the pub. I'm pretty sure
someone said "some day we'll look back on this and laugh."
Apparently, today is that day.
- - -
I believe I have fulfilled my promise for a blog in two acts, so now I'm
going to go work on a practice plan for the Gators at 4p.
Enjoy the Super Bowl. Pad as a 9:30p practice, perfectly timed to allow
me to miss the end of the game.
Feb 1, 2009 (7:20a edition)
Today only, a blog in two acts.
- - -
Into the stretch drive to spring. OK, so I'm being wildly optimistic and
a bit early. But it's a new month, it's 7:20a, and I'm sitting in a
rink.
You know those Father's Day cards you get with all the flowery words
that your kids would never say to you in a million years? You earn them
for days when you're at a rink at 7:20a so your kid can be timekeeper
and earn like $16 in two hours. Maybe it would be easier for me to just
give him $16 and stay in bed? Ah, but what life lesson is there
to be learned from taking dad's cash and being well rested?
It's one thing to get up early to coach or watch your kid's game.
Watching your kid keep time? It's what dad's do.
- - -
OK, so now you're saying, "Dude. Get a life. It's two hours. Go home. Go
to breakfast. Work on your ice-dance routine. You don't have to
stay at the rink."
Actually, I do. First, I love watching novice hockey.
Second, loyal readers will know that both my sons are officials as well
as players (Pad refs lacrosse). So as a father, I feel it's my job to
stay to yell at the people who yell at the refs. And believe me, it
comes as quite a shock to some leather-lunged tool screaming up his
lunch at a house-league lacrosse ref over a missed loose-ball foul that
A. the ref is 14, B. if he was capable of moving his 300
pound frame to a officials' clinic to become accredited as a ref he's
welcome to try to do a better job, and C. oh by the way, the 14
year-old kid you're yelling at is my kid, so shut up. Seriously. Shut
up. Now.
Pad really hates it when I stay to watch him ref.
And in the case of Chris (at the risk of sounding like Cliff Claven from
the old Cheers TV series) it's a little-known fact that keeping time is
a much more dangerous occupation than refereeing.
To wit:
An assistant basketball coach at St. Francis Xavier University in
bucolic Antigonish, NS, has been suspended for at least four games for
allegedly slapping an off-court official (timekeeper) in a game last
Wednesday night vs. Cape Breton University. He may get much more.
You can read more on St.FX's policy of "slap the timekeeper"
here and
here.
- - -
The peewee white Sunopta Gators did something we don't often see from
them on Saturday. First, they gave up a one-goal lead and were soon
losing 2-1 to the Flyers. (That part's not new. Our team gives up more
leads than any team in our loop.)
No, what they did different this week was they came from behind and won,
6-2. Usually once we give up the lead, you can get out the marmalade
because we're toast. This week we scored five in a row (six if you count
the one the ref missed!) and won.
Way to go, Gators.
The highlight of the day was picture day and the Gators and Flyers were
blessed with being the first teams up, meaning everyone had to be
dressed and ready at 8:30a for pictures before the 9a game.
Unfortunately, the people working for the company taking the photos
didn't show up until just before 9a, so they wasted everyone's time on
our teams, including mine (which I don't generally recommend). I'm going
to send them an invoice.
The convener wasn't amused. The coaches were not amused. The parents --
the ones writing the cheques for the pictures and fridge magnates and
other future garage-sale fodder hawked by this outfit -- were not
amused.
So now our guys will get their photos done in March, which means they
likely won't actually have their photos back until after hockey season.
I'm not sure how the photo day arrangement works. But maybe it can be
tendered and offered to a firm that has clocks and wristwatches. (I
won't even get into how many hours of my life I've lost as a convener
chasing around after screwed up orders . . . )
- - -
Friday night Laura and the boys came downtown and we all met up for
dinner and then went to Massey Hall to see Brent Butt, of Corner Gas
fame, do standup comedy. For security reasons we don't generally all
travel in a pack like that, so it was a rare all-four-of-us-out evening.
If there is a bigger Corner Gas fan in the world than Chris, I'd
like to meet him. Chris loves the show, Pad is a fan too and when it's
on your TV all the time, it grows on you.
Anyway, we had a great evening. Butt was good -- his bit on being a
minor hockey goalie and not discovering until he was 15 that there is a
special athletic cup for goalies was particularly funny. He basically
said it was a coaches' conspiracy to keep this information from him.
Lots of fun. He even had them turn up the lights and he took questions
from the audience for almost 30 minutes, which I found oddly Canadian.
You can read a somewhat lukewarm review of his show
here.
As an aside to the whole evening, Laura and the boys had to drive/walk
through a rather large Tamil demonstration (which I understand kept some
commuters from getting to their trains on Friday night).
Chris wanted to know what was up with that?
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I'm watching a novice game here and I've started hoping for the team
that doesn't have the loud mouth dad up here in the stands who thinks
it's his mission to coach every shift from the stands.
It's novice house league. Cheer FOR the kids, don't INSTRUCT them. He
offers helpful advice like: "SHOOT!" to the kid alone in front of the
net with the puck. I'm sure that never occurred to boy.
My team is up two goals. He's gotten much quieter. (Update: My team won
handily.)
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An odd thing happens at Joshua Creek Arena when the sun comes up on a
relatively clear day. One team actually has to play the game into the
sun. The sun streams in the windows at the south end. Weird. And you
have to take my word for it, because I'm here and you're not.
Kinda like the old joke about the Metrodome in Minneapolis. Legend is
that it's so big that football teams flip a coin to see which one gets
the air conditioning at their backs.
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The minor midget Rangers lost 7-6 in Guelph yesterday afternoon. I
missed it as I was drinking beer at Boston Pizza
attending an important coaches/convener's meeting in advance of house
league playoffs.
The Rangers led 3-0 -- yes, that's not a typo -- but penalty trouble was
the undoing of the day and a game they should have won slipped away.
Ugh.
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OK, that's it for the 7:20a edition. I'll be back for a matinee at
11:20a where I'll talk about the Leafs and other stuff that hasn't
occurred to me yet.
Thanks for coming. I'm here all week. Try the veal!